Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Football (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler : Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?

  Joey : Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.

  Chandler : and the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?

  Joey : Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

• Monica : Losers walk.

  Dr. Ross Geller : losers talk.

  Chandler : No, no actually, losers rhyme.

• Joey : Come on, man, you never wanna do anything since you and Janice broke up.

  Chandler : That's not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals!

• Rachel Green : Maybe there's some kind of league that we can join.

  Phoebe : Isn't there a National Football League or something?

  Chandler : Yeah, but they only play on Sunday and Monday nights.

  Rachel Green : Oh shoot. I work Monday nights.

• Monica : Okay guys, I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.

  Chandler : Wow, just like in the pros.

• Chandler : Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a 2x4?

  [Everybody agrees] 

  Chandler : Okay, good.

• Monica : Okay, we have to pick captains.

  Chandler : And then Tennilles.