- Jesse Katsopolis: They ask such idiotic questions. Nobody knows how far away your supposed to park from a railroad track.
- Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone: Seven and a half feet.
- Joey Gladstone: Look at this, Michelle. 'Psyche hit by lightning.' Boy, if he was any good, he would have seen that coming!
- Danny Tanner: How did you pass your test last time?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well, I accidentally glimpsed at the person's paper sitting next to me. This time they passed out different tests. I don't get it. It's like they don't trust us or something...
- Danny Tanner: I don't get it. I drive the freeways. They give ever idiot a driver's license.
- Joey Gladstone: [Looks at Jesse] Not every idiot.