- Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!
- Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
- Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.
- Rebecca Donaldson: You girls are going to have so much fun. Junior High is when I got my first boyfriend... my first slow dance... my first slow kiss...
- [Danny gives her the 'dad' look]
- Rebecca Donaldson: ... And then I woke up and it was all a dream.
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, what happened to your bod?
- Kimmy Gibbler: My mom saw me getting on the bus and freaked out, it's back in my sock drawer.
- Danny Tanner: [catching D.J. and Kimmy sneaking out the door dressed like hookers] My daughter is not going to school looking like Jessica Rabbit!