Full House (TV Series)
Cutting It Close (1988)
Bob Saget: Danny Tanner
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Quotes
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Jesse Katsopolis : Tell the little rugrat she's wacko.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : You tell the little rugrat she's wacko! But in a nicer way.
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Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Breakfast is ready. We're having pan...
[sees Jesse's hair]
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : ... cuts.
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Steph : I can't leave the room. I grounded myself until I'm 82.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : You are not grounded! I'm your father and I'm ordering you to play with your toys.
Steph : Daddy, please don't make me have fun.
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : I'm sorry, honey, but someday when you're a parent you'll understand.
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Jesse Katsopolis : [tries eating cereal with a long wooden spoon, winds up throwing it, Michelle grins] Michelle, if you thought that was funny, you're gonna love this.
[sticks his head in the bowl to eat, Danny comes down, looks up]
Jesse Katsopolis : What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a grown man eat cereal before?
Danny Tanner : Not like a Great Dane.
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Jesse Katsopolis : [coming down the back stairs] Danny! Open the back door!
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Got it!
Jesse Katsopolis : Open the back door!
Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Got it!
[opens it]
Jesse Katsopolis : [steps out] Slam it!
[Danny does]
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Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : [Jesse's kicking the ruins of his bike] Am I interrupting something?
Jesse Katsopolis : I don't want to talk about it, I'd leave but my arms can't reach the gate hook.
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Danny Tanner : [Jesse's edging a bowl off the shelf with his teeth] Let me give you a hand.
Jesse Katsopolis : Do I look like a guy who needs a hand?
[sticks his head under the bowl and wears it over to the table]
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Danny Tanner : Steph, I can see how you might think you're a little bit jinxed.
Stephanie Tanner : A little bit jinxed? Daddy, I'm the kiss of death!
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Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : Jesse, what happened to you?
Jesse Katsopolis : Well, thanks to Mr. Stephanie's pretend haircut, I was forced to get a real one. As I was leaving the parking lot I was so mad that I didn't see this tiny little sign that said 'Severe Tire Damage'.
[pityingly]
Jesse Katsopolis : My bike was totaled. Next thing I know, concrete arms.