- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Hey, Dad. Gia is having a party tomorrow. Can I go?
- [Danny writes something down]
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: [reading] "Adult supervision?"
- Gia Mahan: Mr. Tanner, my mom would NEVER let me have a party without adult supervison.
- [Danny walks out]
- Gia Mahan: Which is why I didn't tell her.
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: I liked the Rippers better when Uncle Jesse was in it.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Thanks, munchkin.
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: And before they had a hit song, and before they got famous, and before they're opening for the stones...
- Jesse Katsopolis: They're opening for the Stones?
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: Only on the West Coast.
- Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone: Michelle, I think that's all the help he can get.
- Danny Tanner: [squeaky voice] I come in here, there's hugging, there's kissing, there's feet up on the furniture, there's...
- [Claire puts some orange goop in his mouth]
- Danny Tanner: [squeaky voice] UGH! THAT STUFF IS HORRIBLE! WHAT IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT'S BEEN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN IT.
- Danny Tanner: [regular voice] I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN OPERATE HEAVY MACHINARY NOW... I don't know how my voice is back. What is that?
- Claire Mahan: Family secret.