- Jesse Katsopolis: We got a major crisis with the chippy chunk-Nut cookie account. Seems they found more chunk-nuts then chippys in the chewy chocolates, so all the chewy chocolate chippy chunk-nuts have to be called Nutty-Chewy Chunk Chips.
- D.J. Tanner: [opens up a magazine] Now, you're never too young to learn who's cute and who's not.
- [walks over to a poster on her closet]
- D.J. Tanner: Now Michelle, this is.
- Michelle Tanner: Cute.
- D.J. Tanner: He was cute when he was with . He's graduated to rad.
- Michelle Tanner: Rad.
- D.J. Tanner: [walks back over to the bed and opens the magazine they were just looking at] Now, this is Michael J. Fox. The bad news is: he's married. The good news is: he's our size. Now, out of all these pictures, pick the cutest guy.
- Michelle Tanner: [looks at the magazines, then looks down at her picture book] Big Bird
- [points at the picture]
- Michelle Tanner: .
- D.J. Tanner: Big Bird? No one even knows if he's a guy.