- Becky Donaldson: Hi. You must be Jesse, Danny's brother-in-law. Danny's told me about you.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh yeah? What did he say?
- Becky Donaldson: He said he had a brother-in-law named Jesse.
- Danny Tanner: It is big, good news, isn't it?
- Mr. Strowbridge: Very good news. Tonight will be your last sports cast.
- Danny Tanner: It's interesting how one man's good is another man's bad.
- Danny Tanner: That was my boss. He wants me down at the station. He said he's got some good news. Well, actually he said he's got some big news. That could be bad news. Why didn't he say? Why didn't I ask him? I'll worry on the way.
- Kimmy Gibbler: So what do you want to do now?
- D.J.: Why don't we open up all your gifts, take them back to the store and exchange them?
- Kimmy Gibbler: But I might like them.
- D.J.: No you won't, trust me, I already opened them.
- D.J.: If we don't make up now, we won't be able to share lockers in junior high.
- Kimmy Gibbler: We won't be able to go to the same college together.
- D.J.: We'll never marry identical twin doctors and become congresswomen.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Man, we gotta make up or this is going to ruin our whole lives.