- Joey Gladstone: Maybe when you moved in here you lost something, but look at how much you gained!
- Jesse Cochran: What, Joseph, what have I gained?
- Joey Gladstone: I'll give you a perfect example. Why do you think you came rushing back here to check on a cough?
- Jesse Cochran: Because I care about Michelle. But I cared about Michelle before I moved into this house.
- Danny Tanner: Yeah, but before you moved into this house, the girls were just your nieces. You stopped by four times a year to give them birthday and Christmas presents. It's not like that anymore, is it? Do you have any idea how important you are to those three girls?
- Joey Gladstone: Jesse, you have been there every time those girls have needed you.
- Danny Tanner: Can you honestly tell me that you can just forget about the past seven months? Just walk out of this house and go back to visits on birthdays and Christmas?
- Jesse Cochran: They do love me, don't they? They really love me, don't they? Well fellows, can you blame them?