- [Becky's parents arrive]
- Becky Donaldson: What took you guys so long? I thought you were right behind me.
- Kenneth Donaldson: Well, we were until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.
- [Jesse enters and takes off his black leather jacket]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.
- Kenneth Donaldson: [points to Jesse] That's the hoodlum!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [points to Kenneth] That's the walnut!
- Kenneth Donaldson: You know, you were driving a little fast there, young man.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh, well, maybe it just seemed that way 'cause you were driving a tad on the slow side, sir.
- Kenneth Donaldson: I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Ah, but parked cars don't count as traffic.
- Kenneth Donaldson: I always say better safe than sorry.
- Jesse Katsopolis: And I always say moving is better than standing still.
- [Becky is upset because Jesse and her father aren't getting along]
- Nedra Donaldson: Oh, it's okay, sweetheart. They'll grow to love each other. We'll make them.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Hola, Mr. T.
- Danny Tanner: Kimmy, I'm going through a major crisis right now.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Hey, we all got problems. D.J.!
- [walks in the house]
- Danny Tanner: I gotta build a moat.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [leaps out of the plane to skydive] Have mercy!
- Joey Gladstone: [in the plane] Oh, my God. He jumped without his... Mousse!
- [Jesse opens his parachute]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Did I forget my mousse?
- Kimmy Gibbler: D.J., what should I wear to the wedding? This dress with these shoes or this dress with these shoes?
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, those are my clothes.
- Kimmy Gibbler: That's why I'm asking you.