Futurama (TV Series)
Fear of a Bot Planet (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Robot Construction Worker, Robot Playing Human, Robot Foreman, Jimmy
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Quotes
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Bender : I like it here. I have wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
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Bender : You humans are afraid of a little robot competition. You would never let a robot on the field.
Fry : What are you talking about? I see plenty of robots out there.
Bender : Yeah, doing crap work. Robots are only working as bat boys, ball polishers and sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there?
Fry : Eleven?
Bender : Zero!
[Throws a bottle on the ground; a robot cleans it up]
Bender : And look who's cleaning up the crap! A human child? I wish!
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Bender : The fact is, humans are completely harmless.
Blue Elder : We're well aware of that.
Bender : You are?
Blue Elder : Of course. But they're useful to us as a scapegoat to distract the public from their real problem.
Green Elder : Like our crippling lug nut shortage.
Orange Elder : And a corrupt government of incompetent Robot Elders.
Yellow Elder : Duh, that's for sure.
Blue Elder : Quiet, Jimmy.
Bender : Well, I'm glad we got all that out in the open. We'll just let ourselves out.
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Bender : Oh, sure. Let the robot do all the work.
Leela : Bender, this is the first actual work you have been asked to do.
Bender : Well, I can't do it. It so happens tomorrow is a robot holiday.
Fry : Really? Which one?
Bender : Only Robanukah, the two holiest weeks in the robot calendar.
Leela : Last week it was Robamadan, and the week before that, Robanzaa.
Fry : Man, that one was a blast.
Bender : I was not just a blast. It was a celebration of the accomplishments of my past prototypes, which just happened to take the form of a drinking contest.