Futurama (TV Series)

Fear of a Bot Planet (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Robot Leaving Theatre #1, Robot in Jury #3, Robot Elder #1

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Quotes 

• Robot Guard #1 : Be you robot or human?

  Leela : Robot, we be.

  Fry : Yep, just two robots out roboting it up.

  Robot Guard #2 : Administer the test.

  Robot Guard #1 : Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a large, properly formatted data file? Choose!

  [Fry and Leela discuss in whispers] 

  Fry : Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

  Robot Guard #1 : No. It is the bad kind of puppy.

  Leela : Then we'll go with that data file.

  Robot Guard #1 : Correct.

  Robot Guard #2 : The flower would have also been acceptable.

  Robot Guard #1 : You may pass.

• Wendy : At least the nightmare is over.

  Robot Cop in Movie : It will never be over, Wendy. Even now, humans are lurking in our playgrounds, our breezeways, even in... our movie theaters!

  [Movie audience gasps] 

  Fry : God help us!

• Fry : So let me get this straight. This planet is completely uninhabited?

  Bender : No, it's inhabited by robots.

  Fry : Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.

• Fry : [sees Bender addressing a robot mob]  It's him! He's okay.

  Bender : Death to humans!

  Fry : Ah, it's good to hear his voice.

• Bender : Admit it, you all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.

  Fry : Well, aren't they?

  Bender : I never made anyone's life easier, and you know it!

• Fry : [as they board the ship]  So long, suckers!

  [the robots start piling up on each other, getting closer to our heroes] 

  Fry : Uh, hello, suckers.

• Fry : W-What are we gonna do?

  Leela : I don't know! I don't know! It's not an easy decision. If only I had two or three minutes to think about it.

  [the show goes to commercial] 

• Bender : You humans are afraid of a little robot competition. You would never let a robot on the field.

  Fry : What are you talking about? I see plenty of robots out there.

  Bender : Yeah, doing crap work. Robots are only working as bat boys, ball polishers and sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there?

  Fry : Eleven?

  Bender : Zero!

  [Throws a bottle on the ground; a robot cleans it up] 

  Bender : And look who's cleaning up the crap! A human child? I wish!

• Leela : We'd be killed instantly if we set foot on the surface, so we need to look and act like robots.

  Fry : [robotic voice]  I am fully operational.

  Leela : We need to move like robots, talk like robots, and if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.

  Fry : I can sort of dance like a robot.

  [does the robot] 

  Leela : Fry, first of all, this is serious. And second of all...

  [does the robot better] 

• Leela : Face it, Fry. Baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up.

  Fry : Boring? Baseball wasn't... Wait. So they finally jazzed it up.

• Dr. Zoidberg : I'll have some squid log.

  Hot Dog Vendor : Sorry, we don't serve that.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll.

  Hot Dog Vendor : We don't serve rolls.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites.

  [Cut to Zoidberg and the others eating hot dogs] 

  Fry : At least hot dogs haven't changed.

• Fry : Stop! One more step and I'll breathe fire on you!

  Leela : He'll do it! He's crazy.

  Orange Elder : Can humans really do that, or did we just made that up?

  Blue Elder : I think it was from that movie.

  Green Elder : Was that the original or the remake?

  Blue Elder : I'm not sure... Hey, they're getting away!

• Bender : Oh, sure. Let the robot do all the work.

  Leela : Bender, this is the first actual work you have been asked to do.

  Bender : Well, I can't do it. It so happens tomorrow is a robot holiday.

  Fry : Really? Which one?

  Bender : Only Robanukah, the two holiest weeks in the robot calendar.

  Leela : Last week it was Robamadan, and the week before that, Robanzaa.

  Fry : Man, that one was a blast.

  Bender : I was not just a blast. It was a celebration of the accomplishments of my past prototypes, which just happened to take the form of a drinking contest.

• Leela : Wait a minute. We know they hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoid aliens?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : They're not fans.