Futurama (TV Series)
Hell Is Other Robots (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: The Robot Devil
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Quotes
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[suffering torment in Robot Hell]
Bender : But I don't belong here. I don't like things that are scary and painful.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Sorry, Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go straight to Robot Hell - for all eternity.
Bender : Ah, hell - I mean, heck.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : No, it's all right. You can say that here.
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [singing] Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights / Publishing indecent magazines / You'll pay for every crime / Knee-deep in electric slime / You'll suffer 'till the end of time / Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme / Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!
["Robot Hell Song" finishes]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Of course, that's just for starters.
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["Robot Hell Song" continues]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [sings] Gambling's wrong and so is cheating; / So is forging phony IOU's. / Let's let Lady Luck decide / What type of torture's justified. / I'm pit boss here on Level Two!
[toasts Bender]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Oooh, deep-fried robot!
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Leela : All right, Beelzebot, what'll it take to get our friend back?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Sorry, but I hold all the cards here. There's nothing you can do. Now, if you'll just sign this fiddle contest waiver...
Leela : Wait. What fiddle contest?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Urrggh. The Fairness In Hell Act of 2275 requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.
Fry : Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Well, it's mostly for show.
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[on the fiddle contest]
Leela : What happens if we lose?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle. Also, I guess I'll kill one of you. Uhh... him.
[points at Fry]
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Bender : [singing] Just tell me why!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Check out this 55-page warrant.
Bender : There must be robots worse than I.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We've checked it out, there really aren't.
Bender : Then please let me explain: / My crimes were really boyish pranks.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender : Ah, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [singing] Selling bootleg tapes is wrong! / Musicians need that income to survive.
Adam Horovitz , Mike Diamond , Adam 'MCA' Yauch : [Rapping] Hey, Bender, gonna make some noise / With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!
[they make disc scratching on Bender]
Adam Horovitz , Mike Diamond , Adam 'MCA' Yauch : That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on Level Five!
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender! And for each one we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment!
[turns his head]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Gentlemen...
["Robot Hell Song" begins playing]
Bender : Ah, crap! Singing! Mind if I smoke?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [singing] Cigars are evil, you won't miss' em! / We'll find ways to simulate that smell! / What a sorry fella, / Rolled up and smoked like a donnetella, / Here on Level One of Robot Hell.