Futurama (TV Series)

Raging Bender (2000)

Maurice LaMarche: Newsreel Announcer, Calculon, Referee, Destructor

Quotes 

• Billionaire Bot : You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.

• Referee : And in these two corners, weighing 400 tons, the gizmo from Pismo... Beach, Destructor!

• Calculon : [In a scene from All My Circuits: The Movie]  Well, that finishes this paperwork

  [Phone rings] 

  Calculon : Calculon Enterprises.

  Monique : Calculon, an exciting fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse! Come quickly before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway!

  Calculon : I have no choice but to...

  [Screen freezes] 

  Mr. Moviefone : If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press two. Enter now.

  Fry : What the hell's going on?

  Leela : Movies are interactive now, Fry. You get to choose exactly how you want them to surprise you.

  [Fry presses button one on his armrest] 

  Mr. Moviefone : You have pressed two.

  Fry : No, I didn't.

  Mr. Moviefone : I'm almost positive you did. Please wait while I tabulate the votes. There has been a filibuster. To force a floor vote, press one.

  Fry : Interactivity sucks. If they expect me to choose, one of the options better be a naked werewolf attack.

• Newsreader : Dateline: Paramecium Homeworld - Newly-crowned Miss Universe, Gladys Lennox, entertains troops fighting to wipe out the human race. Go get 'em, boys!

• Referee : In this corner, from Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Factory in America's heartland - Mexico - Bender! And in this corner, from and made of parts unknown, the Clear Cutter!