Futurama (TV Series)

Raging Bender (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Man at Cinema, Boy at Orphanarium, The Clear Cutter, The Chain Smoker, George Foreman's Head

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Quotes 

• Bender : Uh, hey, buddy! Yo! You mind taking your head off?

  The Masked Unit : I'm sorry, sir, but I need it to watch the movie.

  Bender : Just ask Flabby over here to describe it to you later.

  The Masked Unit : Sir, she is as the factory made her.

  Bender : Well, they should have stop making her about halfway through.

• Bender : Leela, you gotta help me.

  Leela : If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now, when you do need it?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What the hell are you talking about?

  Leela : I don't know, but I'm not helping.

• Bender : Fry, throw in the towel! For God's sake, Fry!

  [Fry turns around, a brain slug on his head] 

  Fry : Uhhh...

  Hermes Conrad : [still with brain slug]  That's exactly what I was thinking.

• [Leela is mad at Bender for skipping practice] 

  Bender : Hey! Bender the Offender doesn't need YOU! Bender the Offender doesn't need ANYBODY!

  Robot Floozy : What about us, Mr. The Offender?

  Bender : Well, obviously I need floozies.

• Leela : Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.

  Bender : [vengefully]  I'll put on my tutu.

• Rich Little : And so ends the chronicle of one of the greatest to ever play the game.

  George Foreman's Head : And he didn't look half bad in a tutu.

  Rich Little : That he most certainly did not.

  George Foreman's Head : What?

• Hermes Conrad : [Bender accidentally knocks the brain slug off his head]  Thank God I'm free of that nightmare!

  Bender : Sorry, buddy. Here you go.

  [Puts brain slug back] 

  Hermes Conrad : [Monotone]  Thank you. It was cold down there on the floor.

• Bender : I'm gonna be the greatest Ultimate Robot Fighter ever! Float like a floatbot, sting like an automatic stinging machine.

• George Foreman's Head : This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

• Fry : [at the movie theater]  Cool let's see this one!

  [points to "Galaxy Wars"] 

  Leela : Nah, I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about 'Quizblorg, Quizblorg.'

  Amy Wong : Guck! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fellows, fellows, how about a film we can all enjoy? "Planet of the Clams": It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.

  Bender : Who invited you? Let's just see "All My Circuits: The Movie."

  [all mumble in agreement] 

  Bender : Good point, Bender!

• Bender : It's benderin' time!

  [Later, as he is losing] 

  Bender : I think you misunderstood the concept of "benderin' time."

• Rich Little : I have never seen a spectacle like that in all my years of impersonating a sportscaster.

  George Foreman's Head : It was quite a fight. And, in an interesting side note, as a floating head in a jar, I envy the dead.

  Rich Little : No arguments here.

• Bender : Final boarding call for Flight 406, non-stop service to pain!

  [Punches Destructo with no effect] 

  Bender : Now boarding standby passengers...

  [Destructo hits him] 

• George Foreman's Head : This is as good a time as any to bring up my new grill, for no reason. With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth.

• Leela : Are you ready, Bender?

  Bender : I was built ready! Gimme the bell! Gimme the bell!

  [Bell rings] 

  Bender : Did you hear a noise?

• Bender : Let's commence preparations for rumbling!

• Bender : I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.