Futurama (TV Series)

Raging Bender (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Cinema Clerk, Zapp Brannigan, Richard Nixon's Head

Quotes 

• [Hermes is under the control of a brain slug, which is attached to his head] 

  Hermes Conrad : On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the brain slug planet.

  Dr. Zoidberg : What are we going to do there?

  Hermes Conrad : Just walk around not wearing a helmet.

• Amy Wong : So how was the Spleef Nebula?

  Hermes Conrad : [With brain slug on head, speaking in monotone]  The flight had a stopover at the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked is so much he decided to stay of his own free will.

  Fry : Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second! He has a brain slug on his head!

  Leela : Shh! You're gonna get us all assimilated!

  Amy Wong : Just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.

• Bender : Leela, you gotta help me.

  Leela : If you wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now, when you do need it?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What the hell are you talking about?

  Leela : I don't know, but I'm not helping.

• Bender : Fry, throw in the towel! For God's sake, Fry!

  [Fry turns around, a brain slug on his head] 

  Fry : Uhhh...

  Hermes Conrad : [still with brain slug]  That's exactly what I was thinking.

• Fry : [at the movie theater]  Cool let's see this one!

  [points to "Galaxy Wars"] 

  Leela : Nah, I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about 'Quizblorg, Quizblorg.'

  Amy Wong : Guck! I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Fellows, fellows, how about a film we can all enjoy? "Planet of the Clams": It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.

  Bender : Who invited you? Let's just see "All My Circuits: The Movie."

  [all mumble in agreement] 

  Bender : Good point, Bender!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news everyone, I've taught the toaster to feel love.

• Calculon : [In a scene from All My Circuits: The Movie]  Well, that finishes this paperwork

  [Phone rings] 

  Calculon : Calculon Enterprises.

  Monique : Calculon, an exciting fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse! Come quickly before a fiery explosion chases someone down a hallway!

  Calculon : I have no choice but to...

  [Screen freezes] 

  Mr. Moviefone : If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press two. Enter now.

  Fry : What the hell's going on?

  Leela : Movies are interactive now, Fry. You get to choose exactly how you want them to surprise you.

  [Fry presses button one on his armrest] 

  Mr. Moviefone : You have pressed two.

  Fry : No, I didn't.

  Mr. Moviefone : I'm almost positive you did. Please wait while I tabulate the votes. There has been a filibuster. To force a floor vote, press one.

  Fry : Interactivity sucks. If they expect me to choose, one of the options better be a naked werewolf attack.

• Fry : Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

• Master Phnog : See you in Girl Hell. I'll be in Boy Hell - much nicer.

• Amy Wong : Fry, where's your brain slug?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [picks up the now dead brain slug off the floor, and starts caressing it]  Poor little guy starved to death.

• [Leela is fighting her old teacher Phnog] 

  Master Phnog : You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher!

• Dr. Zoidberg : I'm going to a movie, with friends!

• Dr. Zoidberg : [ecstatic]  I'm going to a movie... with FRIENDS.

• [Hermes is under the control of a brain slug, which is attached to his head] 

  Hermes Conrad : On to new business. Today's mission is to go to the brain slug planet.

  Dr. Zoidberg : What are we going to do there?

  Hermes Conrad : Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet.

• [Fry, Bender and Leela are sihouetted against a movie screen, a la _"Mystery Science Theater 3000"] 

  Fry : [sarcastic]  Oh, this is REALLY futuristic.

  [Camera pans to reveal Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, also silhouetted] 

  Crow T. Robot : Shhhh. No talking during the movie.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Sitting on the front row, staring at the wall under the screen]  Down in front!