- Robert Denby: You know, I'm really being very kind to you, Leonard. You're harassing me. Now all I have to do is pick up the phone and tell Judge Wetherspoon and you're in the pokey for contempt of court.
- Leonard Driscoll: Harassing you, Bob? Ridiculous. As far as Judge Wetherspoon knows, I'm only here to wish you luck on the race tomorrow.
- Robert Denby: You'd tell him that, under oath? That's perjury.
- Leonard Driscoll: Really? Imagine that.
- Robert Denby: You'd have a little trouble with your ethics there, wouldn't you Leonard?
- Leonard Driscoll: None, turkey!