Get Smart (TV Series)

Age Before Duty (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [password]  I lost my dinghy.

  Tough Sailor : I think you're a little dinghy.

• Maxwell Smart : Are you kidding? There's a man that's been murdered lying there on the pinball machine, and you want people to come in here and dance and drink and carry on?

  Bartender : Why not? They do it every night.

  Maxwell Smart : You mean there's a killing here every night?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, not every night. We're closed Mondays. But we have two on Saturday.

  Maxwell Smart : What day is this, Chief?

  Chief : Friday.

  [Smart blows a sigh of relief] 

• 99 : Max, don't you realize what's happening, they're doing it to you too. You're turning old right before my eyes!

  Maxwell Smart : Now let's not panic, 99, just because I came home a little tired and my hair is turning a little gray, doesn't mean that I'm turning old.