Get Smart (TV Series)

Die, Spy (1968)

Stu Gilliam: Samuels

Quotes 

• Samuels : Well that's it, as George Washington said in his farewell to his troops:

  [dramatic pause] 

  Samuels : farewell, troops!

• Maxwell Smart : What is your usual cover anyway?

  Samuels : Would you believe a Jewish song and dance man?

• Samuels : When the chick spots Kubacheck, she'll go into the dance of the seven veils.

  Maxwell Smart : The seven veils, huh?

  Samuels : If Kubacheck sits at table one, she'll take off one veil. If he's at table two she'll take off two veils and so on, through the tables, three, four...

  Samuels , Maxwell Smart : ...five and six.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, what if he goes to table seven?

  Samuels : The cops come in and close the place down.