Get Smart (TV Series)

Do I Hear a Vaults? (1970)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Chief! I send Larabee in to get the book and they locked the safe on him.

  Chief : Come on, Max. Let's go.

  Maxwell Smart : Chief, what are you talking about? Larabee is locked in and nobody knows about it except you and me.

  Chief : Shh. Come on.

• Chief : I'm sorry I'm late, but I had an automobile accident right in front of the building. That idiot smashed in the whole front end of my car.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, don't worry about it, Chief, you're not the only one who's late, Larabee isn't here either.

  Chief : Who do you think smashed in the front end of my car?

• Chief : The most obvious place for a book is in a library. And sometimes, the most obvious place is the safest.

  Maxwell Smart : You know, you may have something there, Chief. Agent Dunlap had the same theory. He once came into possession of a very important piece of microfilm. You know where he hid it?

  Chief : Where?

  Maxwell Smart : Right on top of his desk in his living room. Right out there in the open where everybody could see it.

  Chief : And the microfilm was safe?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, well, it would have been if they hadn't stolen the desk.

• Maxwell Smart : Well, Chief, everything went off perfectly without a hitch. We left Control, got into the armoured truck, went through a carwash three times, in case anyone was following us.

  Larabee : The truck was dirty anyway, Chief.

  Maxwell Smart : And here we are.

  Larabee : With a clean truck!

  Chief : Ok, ok, let me see it.

  Larabee : It's parked out in front.