Get Smart (TV Series)

Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America (1970)

Barbara Feldon: Agent 99

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [looking at Sunflowers by Van Gogh]  What would you say that is worth, 99?

  Agent 99 : Oh, a lot, Max, that's a Van Gogh.

  Maxwell Smart : Isn't he the guy that cut off his own ear?

  Agent 99 : Right. He send it to his girlfriend. He must really have loved her a lot.

  Maxwell Smart : Either that or he hated his ear.

• Chief : I know this is going to come as a shock, but that painting, and every painting in this museum, belongs to the man they work for.

  Agent 99 : But Chief, everything in this museum belongs to the United States.

  Chief : That's the trouble, 99. The man they work for owns the United States.