Get Smart (TV Series)
House of Max: Part 1 (1970)
Hedley Mattingly: Chief Inspector Sparrow
Quotes
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Chief Inspector Sparrow : We don't use old song titles as passwords anymore.
Maxwell Smart : You don't? What do you use?
Chief Inspector Sparrow : Lyrics from Beatles tunes.
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Maxwell Smart : Well, at least we know one thing, it's pretty obvious.
Agent 99 : What's that, Max?
Maxwell Smart : Well, the man with the scar is definitely a candle maker.
Chief Inspector Sparrow : No, he's a pick-pocket.
Maxwell Smart : Oh. A pick-pocket who's a candlemaker on the side?
Maxwell Smart : [the inspector does not answer] A pick-pocket who doesn't believe in electricity?
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Chief Inspector Sparrow : Mr Smart, I think you'll find you can't get more than a cup of tea into a cup of tea.