Get Smart (TV Series)

House of Max: Part 2 (1970)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Chief Inspector Sparrow : First Jack the Ripper who terrorized London at the turn of the century and now the Werewolf. Who'll be next to drive the women of England wild?

  Maxwell Smart : Engelbert Humperdinck?

• Chief Inspector Sparrow : What are you doing?

  Maxwell Smart : [checking the pockets of Hitler's uniform]  I'm looking for Eva Braun's phone number.

• W.C. Fields : I don't know of you're aware, my boy, but you're being pursued. The entrepreneur of this establishment, a French fried potato enthusiast desires your immediate demise.

  Maxwell Smart : Huh?