Get Smart (TV Series)

How Green Was My Valet (1970)

Jonathan Harris: The Ambassador

Quotes 

• Ambassador : [toasting]  To my faithful valet and trusted friend. May you be happy for the rest of your life.

  Waterhouse : Thank you, sir.

  [Waterhouse downs his glass of wine, but The Ambassador only sniffs his] 

  Ambassador : And as for you, widow Waterhouse.

  Mrs. Waterhouse : But, sir, I am not a widow.

  [her husband chokes and falls down] 

• Ambassador : Maxwell, in Bulmania we measure the worth of a man by how well he holds his wine.

  [passes out] 

• Maxwell Smart : [surprised by the Ambassador's appearance]  You're sober!

  Ambassador : [pointing a gun at Max & 99]  Cold sober.

  Maxwell Smart : But I don't understand, that can't be. You drank 21 bottles of wine, how can you still be standing up?

  Ambassador : I have to stand up. If I lie down, I get deathly ill.