- Ambassador: [toasting] To my faithful valet and trusted friend. May you be happy for the rest of your life.
- Waterhouse: Thank you, sir.
- [Waterhouse downs his glass of wine, but The Ambassador only sniffs his]
- Ambassador: And as for you, widow Waterhouse.
- Mrs. Waterhouse: But, sir, I am not a widow.
- [her husband chokes and falls down]
- Maxwell Smart: Look at this, 99.
- Agent 99: Did you find the fuel?
- Maxwell Smart: No, I found a salami.
- Ambassador: Maxwell, in Bulmania we measure the worth of a man by how well he holds his wine.
- [passes out]
- Maxwell Smart: [surprised by the Ambassador's appearance] You're sober!
- Ambassador: [pointing a gun at Max & 99] Cold sober.
- Maxwell Smart: But I don't understand, that can't be. You drank 21 bottles of wine, how can you still be standing up?
- Ambassador: I have to stand up. If I lie down, I get deathly ill.
- Larabee: We've intercepted a message from the Bulmanian Embassy.
- Chief: [stands up] Good work, Larabee, where is it?
- Larabee: I swallowed it.
- Chief: You what?
- Larabee: I had to, I was being followed. But I read it before I swallowed it, Chief.
- Chief: Good. What did it say?
- Larabee: I don't know, it was in code.
- Chief: And you didn't understand it?
- Larabee: I could understood part of it, Chief, the part that was written in English.
- Chief: And what did that say?
- Larabee: Swallow this, if you're being followed.