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Chief : Now Max, you and 99 are to contact agent 44 at this adress: the Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar.
Maxwell Smart : Is that Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar?
Chief : No, no, no, Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar is on Balboa Boulevard. You're to go to Bunny Beebe's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar on Barnaby Boulevard.
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Maxwell Smart : Now how in the world did I end up with the same carriage I started off with?
Maxwell Smart : [thinks for a moment] I told 'em sixteen wouldn't work.
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Ironhand : Let's not be foolish, Mr. Smart. I want those plans.
Maxwell Smart : You'll have to kill me first.
Ironhand : I was going to do that second.
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Marco : KAOS has just been aquired by I.H. Industries.
Maxwell Smart : Of course, I.H. Industries. Who's I.H. Industries?
Marco : They're a very big conglomerate. They already own steel companies, airlines, oil companies and a chain of pizza parlors.
Maxwell Smart : With all that capital behind them, there'll be no stopping KAOS.
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Chief : KAOS broke in here and ransacked my office.
Maxwell Smart : But I don't understand, Chief. KAOS has never been able to penetrate Control headquarters before.
Chief : That'll give you some idea of what we're up against now. This man who took over KAOS is cunning, diabolical, ingenious.
Maxwell Smart : But there's one thing he's not.
Chief : What's that?
Maxwell Smart : Neat.
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Maxwell Smart : What do you suppose KAOS was after, Chief?
Chief : I know perfectly well what they were after, what they've been after for several months now: the plans for the A.A.A.M.M.
Maxwell Smart : You're stammering, Chief.
Chief : I don't stammer!
Maxwell Smart : You always stammer when you get upset.
Chief : I'm not upset, when I said A.A.A.M.M., I meant the Anti-Anti-Anti-Missile Missile.
Maxwell Smart : See what I mean?
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Agent 44 : [in baby carriage] Hello 86.
Maxwell Smart : Is that you, 44?
Agent 44 : No, it's Spiro Agnew. Of course it's me. Who else would get a job like this?
Maxwell Smart : Spiro Agnew?
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Maxwell Smart : Excuse me for laughing into your hand, Mr. Iron Face, but the plans that you're talking about happen to be on a plane on their way to a top secret location.
Ironhand : Where?
Maxwell Smart : Okinawa
