Get Smart (TV Series)

Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm (1970)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Jason Van Hooten : Did you call her '99'?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes I did.

  Jason Van Hooten : May I ask why?

  Maxwell Smart : I don't know her name.

• Maxwell Smart : I don't understand how this airline can stay in business when they only carry one passenger.

  Stewardess : We don't show movies.

• Agent 99 : It looks like he died of fright.

  Maxwell Smart : Either that or some other natural cause.

  Jason Van Hooten : Sebastian...

  Hester Van Hooten : Don't tell me he's loose.

  Jason Van Hooten : [checks Sebastian's attic door, which has a hole in it]  He's loose.

  Hester Van Hooten : I asked you not to tell me that!