Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : Of course, the Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.
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Maxwell Smart : [hiding in a hamper, trying to alert Larabee by phone] Chief, he hung up on me.
Chief : Max, now we've got to get out of here alive, if it's only to kill Larabee.
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Maxwell Smart : Listen, I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about the big ugly gorilla.
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Chief : [on phone in office] Max, does the name Montague Leach mean anything to you?
Maxwell Smart : [on house phone in Roman Spa] It certainly does, Chief. He's the drummer with The Electric Hare.
Chief : No, Max, he's not a drummer with The Electric Hare.
Maxwell Smart : He left the group?
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Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, Chief. Look: the old bug in the towel trick!
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Maxwell Smart : The temperature in here is definitely getting too high.
Chief : Why do you say that?
Maxwell Smart : My locker key is melting!
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Maxwell Smart : Chief, look at your toupee.
Chief : What's the matter with it?
Maxwell Smart : It's saluting.
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Maxwell Smart : [during gladiator fight] Hey, watch it with that net! You're liable to get my sword tangled in it.
