Get Smart (TV Series)

Tequila Mockingbird (1969)

Barbara Feldon: #99

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [looking at a photograph]  So this is the little devil that cost Conrad Palmeter his life.

  Agent 99 : The millionaire art director? Did he own the Tequila Mockingbird?

  Maxwell Smart : Several times. When he was 30, he bought it from a Hindu sailer in the city of Tequila, Mexico. Then 10 years later it was stolen by a Chinese accountant. At the age of 52 Permetta was able to buy it back at an auction in Beirut. Then 10 years later it mysteriously disappeared again. He spend the next 50 years searching for it.

  Agent 99 : You said the Mockingbird cost him his life, Max. How did he die?

  Maxwell Smart : Old age.