Get Smart (TV Series)

Tequila Mockingbird (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : Cash in that train ticket I gave you.

  Maxwell Smart : What train ticket?

  Chief : Didn't I give you a train ticket to Tacoma?

  Maxwell Smart : No, you gave me a tramway ticket to Tehachapi.

  Chief : [interrupting]  Now stop it, right there, I don't wanna get involved in any of those tongue twisters with you, Max, the last time I did it, I couldn't talk for two days.