- Martha Grant: And then she says, "Eh, do you know any secret ingredient I could put in my clam chowder to improve it?" and I said "Yes - clams."
- Claymore Gregg: [believing The Captain gone] At last, now I can finally tell you what I think of you. You pirate! You black-hearted scourge!. You bad-tempered, evil, cantankerous, old fiend! Just one, Mrs. Muir. Ya big bully!
- Martha Grant: Jonathan, you're not eating. Now, you love fish chowder. Come on now. Down the hatch. That goes for you, too, Candy.
- Candice Muir: Mommy's not eating, either.
- Carolyn Muir: Yes, I am. It's very good chowder, Martha.
- Martha Grant: Sure it is. You've just got a lot of self-control.
- Carolyn Muir: You're angry right now.
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: I am not angry!
- Carolyn Muir: You're shouting!
- Capt. Daniel Gregg: That's because you've suddenly become rather hard of hearing.
- Jonathan Muir: [regarding the new furniture] It doesn't look like a ship anymore.
- Carolyn Muir: Well, it isn't supposed to. It's a house.
- Jonathan Muir: It sure is. Blast.