The Ghost Busters (TV Series)

The Maltese Monkey (1975)

Forrest Tucker: Kong

Quotes 

• Jake Kong : Have you got a cold?

  Big Al : No, I've been drinking from a wet glass.

• Jake Kong : [Facing the identical Spencer and Big Al, trying to figure out who's who]  Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

  Big Al : [as Big Al]  That's easy. President Ulysses S. Grant.

  Big Al : [as Spencer]  Awww, I didn't even know he was sick.

  Jake Kong : Ah-ha! That's Spencer!

• Jake Kong : What are you, mice or men?

  Jake Kong : [Tracy is suddenly holding a big piece of cheese]  Will you cut that out?

• Jake Kong : [to Spenser]  Gimme a pick.

  Eddie Spenser : [to Tracy]  Give him a pick.

  [Tracy hands Spenser a pick axe, who hands it to Kong] 

  Jake Kong : [to Spenser]  A lock pick, you clown!

  Eddie Spenser : [to Tracy]  A lock pick, you clown!