Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

I Solemnly Swear (2003)

Kelly Bishop: Emily Gilmore

Quotes 

• Emily Gilmore : Her lawyer knows we asked for this deposition. How do you think it's going to look when you refuse to testify for your own mother?

  Lorelai : Like it's none of my business.

  Emily Gilmore : Oh, and I'm sure the twelve rocket scientists they assemble as a jury of my peers will see it that way.

  Lorelai : Honestly, Mom, I doubt they'll be able to find twelve people in the state of Connecticut who haven't been fired by you.

• Emily Gilmore : [On the phone with her lawyer]  Tomorrow morning is completely unacceptable. It's unacceptable because I'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour. So turn that little near-luxury car around, go back to your office, and fax me that libelous scrap of paper.

  Lorelai : Ask him if he can pick up some ice cream, too.