Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
The UnGraduate (2005)
Scott Patterson: Luke Danes
Quotes
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Lorelai : I'm going to go to Babette's and take a shower.
Luke : Why? Your shower's working.
Lorelai : Oh, well, yeah. We just had a little incident here yesterday.
Luke : What kind of incident?
Lorelai : Nothing big. Some of the guys saw me naked.
Luke : *What*?
Lorelai : It's no big thing.
Luke : How the hell did a couple of guys see you naked?
Lorelai : Well, I was getting out of the shower, and Joe...
Luke : Joe? Joe saw you naked?
Lorelai : And Pete
Luke : Pete?
Lorelai : Well, Pete was with Joe, and Slim...
Luke : Slim saw you naked?
Lorelai : Well, I could see him, so I assume he could see me. Billy had the best view. Just a straight shot right down Main Street.
Luke : So four guys saw you naked?
Lorelai : Well, if you don't count Teddy, then yes.
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Luke : I went to the vet's office and they were closed and said to come here, and this dog ate three pounds of sweetened chocolate. Now I don't know a lot about dogs, but I know they shouldn't have chocolate. And this isn't even my dog, it's my fiance's dog, and she loves it. She named it Paul Anka, which might sound a little weird, but if you knew it makes sense, and there are so many ways I can screw up this relationship but I can't lose her over the fact that I killed her dog!
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Luke : Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?
Lorelai : Like what? His posture's perfect.
Luke : You know chairs are for people?
Lorelai : Not that chair. That's Paul Anka's chair.
Luke : Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria on them. You shouldn't have fleas and malaria in the room that you're going to eat in.
Lorelai : I don't eat in here. They do.