Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (2002)
Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason
Quotes
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Kirk Gleason : One day it occurred to me - cows never wrinkle.
Michel Gerard : Mm-hmmm.
Kirk Gleason : Think about it, have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "that's weird."
Michel Gerard : Yes, that and other things.
Kirk Gleason : So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans. And finally, I discovered the secret, the secret of the cows.
Lorelai Gilmore : [just entering] Michel, could you... Hi, Kirk.
Michel Gerard : Oh good, just in time. Kirk is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
Lorelai Gilmore : You mean other than one's a cow?
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Kirk Gleason : Lorelai, good. Have you used the cream yet?
Lorelai Gilmore : Uh, not yet, Kirk.
Kirk Gleason : Good, there's been a little problem.
Lorelai Gilmore : What kind of problem?
Kirk Gleason : Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use, the cream develops some weird reactions to light... and air... and movement.
Lorelai Gilmore : Are you serious?
Kirk Gleason : Don't worry, it's just a small kink. It'll all be worked out soon.
Lorelai Gilmore : I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn.
Kirk Gleason : Well, get rid of it.
Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk.
Kirk Gleason : Uh, but don't throw it in the trash. Apparently, that would be an EPA violation.
Lorelai Gilmore : What am I supposed to do with the stuff?
Kirk Gleason : Shooting it into space is about all I've got now.
Lorelai Gilmore : Kirk!
Kirk Gleason : I'll pick up the cases tomorrow.
Lorelai Gilmore : Thank you.