- Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: Everybody leaving? Oh, I must have dozed off in the john and missed dinner.
- Maxine: I used to be a hooker.
- Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: You worked in a rug factory.
- Maxine: No Mr. Kanisky, I used to be a prostitute.
- Grandpa Stanley Kanisky: I always wanted Carl to take up the trade.
- Chief: I don't think you heard her right.