Gimme a Break! (TV Series)
Katie the Crook (1981)
Kari Michaelsen: Katie Kanisky
Quotes
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Chief Carl Kanisky : [after Katie is brought home by police for shoplifting] What the hell were you doing?
Katie Kanisky : Don't make a big deal out of nothing.
Chief Carl Kanisky : Nothing? To me, stealing is something! A big something!
Katie Kanisky : Yeah, to you, everything is "a big something".
Chief Carl Kanisky : I get paid to put crooks like you in jail.
Katie Kanisky : Will you stop acting like a cop? The whole thing was a joke.
Chief Carl Kanisky : Well, then, how come I'm not laughing?
Katie Kanisky : Dad, all my friends do it.
Chief Carl Kanisky : I know all your friends. They're a bunch of bums.
Katie Kanisky : You don't understand anything.
[walks away]
Chief Carl Kanisky : I understand that my daughter's a thief. What would your mother say?
Katie Kanisky : Well, she can't anything. She's dead.
[Carl slaps her across the face]
Katie Kanisky : Did that make you feel good?
Chief Carl Kanisky : Now, that's enough, Katie.
Katie Kanisky : Why don't you just get out your rubber hose?
Chief Carl Kanisky : That's it! You don't listen to me, you run around with trash, you're failing in school and you're failing your family? I want you out of this house. I'm not taking care of you anymore. You think you got all the answers? Go ahead, make it on your own.
Katie Kanisky : Fine!
Chief Carl Kanisky : Fine.
Katie Kanisky : [running towards the stairs] I can't wait to pack and get out of this house!
Chief Carl Kanisky : Don't steal the bed!