Ruby Wax: Shelley

Quotes 

• Shelley : [looking at the newspaper]  Oh my God! Oh my God! There's Candice next to Andrew.

  Amanda : Oh, don't be stupid, Shelley, it's just a blur.

  Shelley : That blur is wearing my earrings. My excessories are on the front page. My earrings are famous! Amanda, Amanda, I could follow in the footsteps of my earrings!

• Shelley : A member of the Royal family is coming here tonight. Everybody, lose weight!