- Sophia Petrillo: Dorothy, do you have any cough drops?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: No.
- Sophia Petrillo: Hard candy?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: No.
- Sophia Petrillo: Tic Tacs?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Does it say K-Mart on the back of my nightgown?
- Sophia Petrillo: Actually, it does, you cheapskate!