The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Witness (1991)

Barney Martin: Karl

Quotes 

• Karl : All right, all you gals are gonna get locked up in a closet, and us boys are going for a little walk.

  Sophia Petrillo : Wow! Were you ever activities director of a place called Shady Pines?

• Karl : What do you say we go away for the weekend?

  Rose Nylund : Karl, I'm not sure I'm ready to.

  Karl : It's because of this Miles guy, right? Look, Rose, I don't want to push you, but I just wish I knew what I was up against. I mean, who is this guy? What did he do? Where is he now?

  Rose Nylund : Oh, I wish I could tell you, but I really don't know anything about him any more. When I knew him, he was a professor at a college.

  Karl : That's hard to believe.

  Rose Nylund : Well, it's one of the few places they have professors.

  Karl : [flustered at being misunderstood]  No, yeah, no, I know that. I meant, I can't believe he left someone like you.

  Rose Nylund : He left someone else like me?

  Karl : No, I mean you. That he left *you*.

  Rose Nylund : Oh. Okay.

  Karl : I should be more clear.

  Rose Nylund : That'd be great!