The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Yes, We Have No Havanas (1988)

Ralph Ahn: Jim Shu

Quotes 

• Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [reading the roll-call for the night class she is teaching]  Jim Shu?... Jim Shu? Oh I get it, Gym Shoe. Very funny!

  Jim Shu : [an Asian man stands up]  Excuse me. I am Jim Shu.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [mortified]  I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were pulling my leg.

  Jim Shu : I don't think I could drink that much sake.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Sit down, Shu.

• Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [taking roll in the night class she's teaching, Dorothy discovers that Rose is on the list]  Rose, what are you doing here?

  Rose Nylund : Dorothy, I have a confession to make. I slipped through the cracks of the St Olaf school system.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : [mocking]  That's very hard to believe. I've seen you almost complete a TV Guide crossword puzzle.

  Rose Nylund : It's true. You're looking at a woman without a sheepskin.

  Jim Shu : [the Asian man sitting behind Rose overhears]  I've got an extra in my wallet I could give you.

  Rose Nylund : [shyly]  No thanks, I'd rather earn it.

  Jim Shu : Meet you at Benihana after class?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Rose... Rose, you never graduated from High School?

  Rose Nylund : Not officially. Three weeks before graduation, I was asked to be in the kissing booth at the Founders Day fair. Unfortunately, the first boy I kissed had a nasty case of mono. That afternoon, I passed it along to fifty young men... and one very confused female P.E. teacher who smelled of Old Spice. I slept day and night for the next six months, and when I finally woke up, I had missed my graduation and the integration of major league baseball.