- Florida Evans: [the scrawny, intoxicated messenger is about to leave] Hey, wait a minute, do you use Vita Brite?
- Messenger: Day and night.
- James Evans, Sr.: Damn, I'd hate to think what he looked like before he was using it.
- J.J.: [demonstrating to Florida how to do a TV commercial] Hi y'all out there in TV land. This is Florida Evans - star of stage, screen, and the ghetto - here to tell you about Vita-Brite Health Tonic. My husband James used to have slow blood. He would cut himself shaving on Monday and wouldn't start bleedin' till Thursday. But NOW...
- James: ...now, thanks to Vita-Brite Health Tonic, my blood is fast, fast, FAST! Now I bleed all the time!