- Harrison: Well, well, well, here we all are.
- Harrison: [to Jerry and Terri] You've done well bringing the ghosts to me.
- Sam Sadler: Ghosts? Us?
- Louisa Sadler: YOU'RE the ghost!
- Sam Sadler: Jerry, the rocks!
- Harrison: You've terrified people long enough.
- Louisa Sadler: Liar!
- [Harrison does a pirate pennyhwhistle sound calling his dog, his dog barks at Sam and Louisa]
- Sam Sadler: [gasps] Get away!
- Jerry Sadler: Dogs! Remember, Louisa? You said it yourself! Dogs recognize ghosts! Dogs BARK at ghosts!
- Harrison: Bring them to me!
- [the dog continues barking at Louisa and Sam forcing them into the cave]
- Louisa Sadler: We never had a chance to live!
- Sam Sadler: The first winter - it wasn't fair!
- Louisa Sadler: We never had a life at all!
- Sam Sadler: We all died in the cold!
- Louisa Sadler: Hungry! We were so hungry!
- [Terri screams in fright seeing that Louisa and Sam's faces are now skeletal]
- Louisa Sadler: Stay with us, cousins!
- Sam Sadler: Join us! We dug such nice graves for you! Stay with us, PLEASE!
- [Lightning strikes hitting the rocks trapping Sam and Louisa in the cave with Harrison forever]
- Terri Sadler: [now calm] Jerry, next time you see me sleeping, don't wake me up.
- [last lines, Harrison's dog has escaped from the cave barking at Brad and Agatha]
- Brad Sadler: Bad dog, giving away our little secret like that!
- [Jerry and Terri stare at their relatives in shock finding out that they are ghosts]
- Agatha Sadler: Maybe he's not such a bad dog, Brad. Maybe he's... quite a... good dog.
- [Agatha puts on her apron and smiles]
- Brad Sadler: Maybe you're right. Too early for breakfast.
- [Jerry and Terri look at each other in a wave of terror]
- Brad Sadler: Jerry, Terri, why don't you kids go set the table while Agatha gets busy in the kitchen.
- [Jerry and Terri continue to stare at them shocked in silence]
- Brad Sadler: [evilly] And don't say you're not hungry.