Goosebumps (TV Series)

Welcome to Camp Nightmare: Part 1 (1995)

Chris Benson: Uncle Al

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Quotes 

• Uncle Al : [singing in unison with the other kids]  Nightmoon, oh Nightmoon, our loyalty and pride, Nightmoon, oh Nightmoon, our love will be our guide! Toddlers and whiners, they are not welcome here! Nightmoon's for big guys, there is no place for fear!

• Uncle Al : The girls' camp is completely out of bounds! Girls are not part of this program!

  Colin : That's good... I forgot to bring my deodorant!

  [laughs disgustingly] 

• Billy Harlan : What's that, Uncle Al?

  [points in the direction of what appears to be a moldy old shack nestled away in the trees] 

  Uncle Al : [ominously]  ... The Forbidden Bunk.

  Jay : Why's it called the Forbidden Bunk?

  Uncle Al : [Sarcastic]  Because it's FORBIDDEN! So stay clear!

• Uncle Al : Hey, what's your name, son?

  Billy Harlan : Billy.

  Uncle Al : You were talking during the camp song, Billy. Now, that's not allowed here. What's so important?

  Billy Harlan : Mike's arm is all swollen up. I think he should see a doctor.

  Uncle Al : A doctor?

  Mike : A snake bit me.

  Uncle Al : Who's your counselor, son?

  Mike : Larry.

  Uncle Al : [turns to Larry]  Larry, why wasn't I told about this?

  [to Mike] 

  Uncle Al : Let me see that, son.

  [takes a look at his arm] 

  Mike : Ow!

  Uncle Al : Good! That's good! You still have feeling in it.

  Mike : But it really hurts.

  Uncle Al : I know, i know, I've been running this camp for twenty three years and I've seen all sorts of bites. This is really nothing to worry about.

  Larry : Told you wimp.

  Uncle Al : I promise you, the swelling, and the pain will be gone by morning.

• Uncle Al : Now I'm going to give you a set of rules. First, no leaving your bunks after lights out.

  Colin : [Smirking]  Who would do such a thing?

  [laughs hysterically]