- Lisa Douglas: [to Oliver] Boy, what a grouch! That's what I get for marrying a man 68 years older than me!
- Mr. Johnson: [Lisa is buying a tractor for Oliver] Just put on a blue bow, the fellow I'm sending it to is a boy.
- Mr. Johnson: Well I'll do what I can.
- Lisa Douglas: And would you put a big card on it, saying 'Happy Birthday'?
- Mr. Johnson: Eh, from who?
- Lisa Douglas: A friend. Well, he'll know who it is, he doesn't have too many.
- Fred Ziffel: Come on, Doris!
- Doris Ziffel: I'm walking as fast as I can! The least you could do, is help me carry these groceries.
- Fred Ziffel: Well I have to eat 'em, ain't that enough?
- Lisa Douglas: [about Oliver] Well, I guess you can't expect a man who is 72 years older than me, to stay up late.
- Lisa Douglas: [Lisa sighs after a kiss from Oliver] It's hard to believe that you are 81 years older than I am.