- [Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, spoofing Johnny Quest. Billy is dressed as Johnny and Irwin is dressed as Hadji]
- Billy: [to Irwin] Why you talkin' funny?
- Irwin: [Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east.
- Billy: No, you're not, you live down the street, and what's with that weird thingy on your head?
- Irwin: [normal voice; shouting] It's a turban! It's what I wear! I'm in character, yo! So why don't you just get off of me!
- Nergal Jr.: I could wish I was a super hero. I could do anything. But... wait! Then I'd have to save the world all the time. And do dangerous things like fight giant monsters, I'm tired just thinking about it. What if I wished I was rich and famous? I'd get all the ladies. But then I'd be harassed by the paparazzi all the time. I could wish I was the smartest kid in the world. I'd even get awards for just for being smart. And I'd just get smarter and smarter and smarter and... AAAAHHHH! I wish I knew what to wish for.