- Henry Finnerty: Dad, the VCR keeps ejecting my tape!
- Sean Finnerty: That's because you guys keep monkeying with it!
- Jimmy Finnerty: I wasn't monkeying with it!
- [Storms out]
- Sean Finnerty: That's a sophisticated, complex piece of machinery!
- Henry Finnerty: Hey, I know how to use it better than you do!
- Sean Finnerty: No, you don't!
- Henry Finnerty: Oh, yeah? Then how come you keep taping Telemundo?
- Sean Finnerty: I thought it was ESPN. The cable company keeps changing the channels.
- Henry Finnerty: And, yet, I still get Sponge Bob.