- Dr. Jason Seaver: [after catching his kids having a party] Carol, what was going on in there that you couldn't hear what was happening out here?
- Carol Seaver: Dad, I don't like what you're implying!
- [Carol leaves until Mike and Jason see sawdust handprints behind her black skirt]
- Dr. Jason Seaver: STOP!
- Carol Seaver: [freeze and pauses for a moment] What!
- Dr. Jason Seaver: What is on your backside?
- Mike Seaver: Carol, looks to me like your butt's got a big mouth.
- Carol Seaver: [chuckles in disbelief] Oh, you think these are Frank's, dad? Dad, they're mine. I mean - well, I was just talking to him and standing like this.
- [Carol puts her hands behind her trying to play it off]
- Mike Seaver: Good, Carol, and dad was worried you were hot for the guy.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Well, I think maybe it's time I had a word with Frank - maybe MORE than a word.
- Carol Seaver: Daddy, please!
- [Jason opens the door to his office purposely knocking Frank off the ladder to the floor]
- Dr. Jason Seaver: And another thing: YOU'RE FIRED.