Growing Pains (TV Series)

Where There's a Will (1990)

Kirk Cameron: Mike Seaver

Quotes 

• [at a funeral, Jason is reminded by long-lost relatives of the kind of person he was in his youth] 

  Mike Seaver : Hey Dad, were you really like that lady said?

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Awwwh, long time ago.

  Mike Seaver : You mean, so you weren't always so...

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Anal?

  Mike Seaver : Okay.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Mike, there was a time I didn't even make any lists.

  Mike Seaver : Aw, get out of here.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : No, it's true. Your Mom and I, one summer, we hitchhiked right across this country... . Your Mom was a lot looser then, too. We just camped out under the stars, just like this.

  Mike Seaver : Yeah? So when'd you start going downhill?

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Soon after you were born.

  Mike Seaver : So it's all my fault.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : No, just that, well, once you have kids, I guess it's tough to be one.

• [Jason and Mike are en route to a relative's funeral] 

  Dr. Jason Seaver : I tell ya, if this is the way all our connections are gonna go, I'm not even gonna make it back by Friday morning.

  Mike Seaver : Come on, Dad, our plane took off a few minutes late.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Exactly.

  Mike Seaver : Well, come on, chill out. Don't be so anal.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : [Jason gives Mike the skunk-eye of parental disapproval]  What?

  Mike Seaver : Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's a psychological term.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Not when *you* use it.