- [at a funeral, Jason is reminded by long-lost relatives of the kind of person he was in his youth]
- Mike Seaver: Hey Dad, were you really like that lady said?
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Awwwh, long time ago.
- Mike Seaver: You mean, so you weren't always so...
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Anal?
- Mike Seaver: Okay.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Mike, there was a time I didn't even make any lists.
- Mike Seaver: Aw, get out of here.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: No, it's true. Your Mom and I, one summer, we hitchhiked right across this country... . Your Mom was a lot looser then, too. We just camped out under the stars, just like this.
- Mike Seaver: Yeah? So when'd you start going downhill?
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Soon after you were born.
- Mike Seaver: So it's all my fault.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: No, just that, well, once you have kids, I guess it's tough to be one.
- [Jason and Mike are en route to a relative's funeral]
- Dr. Jason Seaver: I tell ya, if this is the way all our connections are gonna go, I'm not even gonna make it back by Friday morning.
- Mike Seaver: Come on, Dad, our plane took off a few minutes late.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Exactly.
- Mike Seaver: Well, come on, chill out. Don't be so anal.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: [Jason gives Mike the skunk-eye of parental disapproval] What?
- Mike Seaver: Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's a psychological term.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Not when *you* use it.