- Richie Cunningham: I was gonna stay here and watch "Double Indemnity" on TV.
- Ralph Malph: Forget it. Fred MacMurray gets shot and dies in the hallway.
- Howard Cunningham: Look, we're in kind of a rush. We're going to the movies.
- Ralph Malph: Oh? What are you gonna see?
- Howard Cunningham: "Psycho."
- Ralph Malph: Wow! What an ending! Tony Perkins is his own mother!
- Howard Cunningham: Well, I guess we can just see "Mister Roberts" instead.
- Ralph Malph: Oh, you'll love it. I cried when he died.